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Christmas Joke Time

    

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!

 

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

 

What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

 

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

 

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

 

 

How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

 

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!

 

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

 

What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!

 

What does Santa do with out of shape elves? Sends them to an elf Farm.

 

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!

 

 

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!

 

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? Because he had no body to go with!

 

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!

 

 

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph!

 

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? This one will sleigh you!

 

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky? Looks like rain, dear!

 

What’s every elf’s favourite type of music? Wrap!

 

What do sheep say at Christmas? A Merry Christmas to Ewe!

 

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.

 

What do grapes sing at Christmas? 'Tis the season to be jelly.

 

What's red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz!

 

 

 

 

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