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Happy Easter Jokes

 EASTER JOKES

What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

 

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

 

Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?

From eggplant.

 

What is Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of music?

Hip-hop, of course!

 

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

They don’t want to get “beat up”.

 

Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?

Because their cable was scrambled.

 

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

 

What did one Easter egg say to the other?

Heard any good yolks today?

 

What the Easter Bunny’s favourite dance move?

The bunny hop.

 

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

 

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Make it wait for three hours!

 

Why does Peter Cottontail go hopping down the bunny trail?

Because he’s too young to drive.

 

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after.

 

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

 

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker.

 

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

 

What happened to the Easter bunny at school?

He was eggspelled.

 

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

 

What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?

It’s been nice gnawing you.

 

Where does Christmas come before Easter?

In the dictionary!

 

How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?

Because he’s an egghead.

 

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

She had to call an eggs-terminator!

 

What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A chocolate one!

 

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

A hot cross bunny.

 

Why was the Easter bunny upset?

He was having a bad hare day.

 

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An “Egg-stra terrestial”.

 

How does the Easter bunny stay fit?

Eggs-ercise.

 

What’s wrong with Easter jokes?

They crack you up.

 

What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?

It was eggs-cellent.

 

What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?

Hoppy Easter!

 

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

 

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

 

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

 

“Why are you studying your Easter candy?”

“I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”

 

Why are people always tired in April?

Because they just finished a March.

 

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

 

What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs!

 

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

14 carrot gold.

 

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

 

What is the end of Easter?

The letter R.

 

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

 

Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!

 

Why was the father Easter egg so strict?

He was hard-boiled.

 

How do you make Easter easier?

Replace the t with an i.

 

Why was the Easter egg hiding?

Because it was a little chicken.

 

 

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.

 

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

The Oyster Bunny.

 

Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?

Because he was having a bad hare day.

 

What happens when the Easter Bunny loses his temper?

He gets hoppin’ mad!

 

How do you make rabbit stew?

Make it wait for 4 hours.

 

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?

Hip Hop.

 

Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?

At the IHOP of course!

 

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

 

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had all his Easter eggs.

 

Why are rabbits so good at math?

Because they multiply so quickly.

 

What’s the difference between a lumberjack and the Easter Bunny?

One hews and chops, the other chews and hops!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.  

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Egg-cited to see me?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to find an Easter egg?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!

 

 

 

 

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