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Joke Time - Ho Ho Ho!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus..

 

 

What do you call an elf who sings?

 

A wrapper! 

 

 

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

 

Tinselitis! 

 

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

 

Because he had low elf esteem.

 

 

How can you tell a family doesn't celebrate Christmas?

 

The lights are on, but nobody's a gnome.

 

 

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

 

A lost clause

 

Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?

 

He was looking for the holiday spirit.

 

What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?

 

A Christmas Quacker.

What did the little elves have to do when they got home from school?

 

Gnome-work!

 

How do you help someone who has lost the Christmas spirit?

 

Nurse them back to elf

 

 

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